Nice or not nice?

Do you fasten up the back?
Are you open at the front?
I've wonder sometimes lately
If it'd be better being blunt
'You're too nice G' they tell me
I don't know what's wrong with that...?
So I'll carry on being cheery me
And smack the stalkers with a bat.

I attract various levels of stalker and nutter. One guy used to wait for me outside the pub at 2am just to talk to me... not appropriate. My friends say it's because I'm too nice to people but why would I want to be horrible to anyone? I don't know. One day I'll attract the right sort but until then, I'll just have to practice my swing :)