On Guard

The text reads:

Welcome to your room
I am here to keep a close guard over you while you stay
If you do not wish to be disturbed, please place me in front of the door and the staff will let sleeping dogs lay.
Please don't forget to leave me behind so that I may make new friends like you.
If you would like to adopt one of my friends then reception will be happy to help you.
Thankyou.

How sweet :)
Here starts my 6 nights in Bournemouth to support a recent project at work.