Oh Nooooo!!!!

The Scooters had a meeting,
Down around the Bay.
Their language was not common,
As often was their way.

That seat looked so inviting,
If only they could sit.
They’d need a software upgrade,
So they could rise a bit.

They tried to flash their lighties,
It didn't end with that.
It wasn’t worth the effort,
‘Cos their batteries were all flat!

This would never have happened if the Graffiti bloke with the spray can had let him take a pic when he asked.
Tiny....