The Clachnaharry Army

This is its one and only vehicle, by which we hope we can repel any land invasion. There are so many bits of coast that we have long given up the idea of repelling a sea bourn invasion. Instead we will invite the Nordic hordes to the Inn, where it will be their round all night. Skol! There used to be a Clachnaharry aerodrome, but it was closed in 1913, after our prototype bomber, ‘The Spirit of the Barley,’ landed in the drink. So the Land Rover is now our main hope. It is lubricated every week and stands at the ready. Some days we are all well lubricated too.