Invitation

Dear anyone-who-has-ever-wanted-to-visit*,

You'll find that this is the best time of year to take in some of the sights of our beautiful state.

If you love being in motion, we could go running if we follow these trusty tips from Hussein's half brother.

We could bundle up and pretend we are dwarvish people and go see a magnificent ice castle.

I am all for consuming 6000 daily calories just to stay alive, so it might be fun to try winter camping.

Before you say no thanks, I'll remind you that I'm no Layne Kennedy. I'm more of a Lame Kennedy, therefore we could just stay inside, play games, watch all the boxed sets of series over and over and consume 6000 daily calories anyway.

If you'd like to postpone your visit, the good news is that by the week after this one, we'll be out of this cold snap to minus 3-10 which is entirely tolerable.

Sincerely,
Me x

*I did the chart in Celsius so non-US visitors don't have to do the temp conversion.