Arse.

This may not be up for long, which would be a pity, I quite like it. It is yer artistic. - ok nudity, but if I had only put pants on... Any way makes a change from diy at the hoose. Door hanging tomorrow. Stressful. You only really get one shot at it, then you are chasing your tail.

Duties: Mrs FP - low woodwork gloss. My good self, ceilings. I need someone 5'10" to do the bits in the middle. Volunteers? 

Mrs FP would strenuously like me to point out that this is not her bottom.  I would like to strenuously point out that it is not mine.

Believe who you will.

Hint: It's not mine.