Telecaster Heaven

Todays blip is from a guitar shop I frequent, it brought back some memories.

It starts when you're about ten, you see it on TV and start hyper-ventilating. You drool through your teenage years because they are displayed in music shop windows, eventually you go into the shop and drool some more.

The salesman can deal with drool, he can wait for years knowing you won't be able to keep away from his shop. One day the salesman notices a difference, you have a credit card, he moves in knowing exactly what to say, within five minutes he will have your credit card off you. You are now a proud owner of a Fender Telecaster.

"Oh, it breaks my heart to see those stars, smashing a perfectly good guitar, I don't know who they think they are, smashing a perfectly good guitar".