Recently displayed in an Inverness kiltmaker's window was this limbless, headless member of the clan McCoward. Police issued a statement saying 'If you see this person, do not proceed with caution, as he is 'armless.' (ouch!)

When later apprehended, the man was asked by an English bobby, if there was anything worn under the kilt.

'No,' said McCoward, 'its all in perfect working order!'