The Chess Match

On a cold winter's day, what could be more fun than a nice, warm (indoor!) game of chess?

Of course they must be playing by a different rule set than standard, as I'm not sure the regular rules permit the riding of red pigs and yellow duckies all around the game board.

And what you hear during the match might sound something like this:

"White rook to little red shirt's duckie!"

"Black pawn takes green crittergator."

"Oink oink oink oink! SQUEAL!!!!"

"Off with their heads! OH NOES!!!!"

"Red shirt . . . PWND!!!!*"

"QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!! Um . . . quack?"

"Baconmate!"


P.S. This is, by the way, the third of the Crittergators in Wonderland series. The first and second installments can be found here:

Tuesday 18 September 2012: Through the Looking-Glass

Sunday 6 January 2013: The Tea Party (The Outtakes)