All The Beans

You know that thing when you brought soup in for lunch but you're ravenous so that isn't gonna cut it, so you go to the canteen next door and you're hoping for a nice sexy stew or something but they only have chicken and chips, so you order a jacket spud and beans and the server sees the disappointment in your eyes so she gives you practically an entire tin of beans, so you scoff the whole lot and spend the entire afternoon at the office holding in farts? That.