Corona blimey....

'No, sorry, we don't have any hand sanitiser.

No, we don't have face masks either.

No, I have no idea when/if they'll be back in stock.

No, it's not actually my fault if you die from the corona virus....

Yes, I do understand that you're a well known comedian/tax payer/mother of five/87yr old/faith healer* (delete as appropriate), but I still don't have any hand gels in stock...'


Seriously. This week, more than any other, has been VERY BLOODY TRYING!!!!!!






* Every single one of those things has been said to me in the last week...you wouldn't believe how ludicrous people can be!