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Can I count the ways that the Wretched One failed me today?
YES 
I hope you have popcorn.

1) She put me on a table for this photo.
2) She asked the Kindly Mister to bathe me (which was ok).
3) In preparation for the groomings. (I hate the groomings)
4) And only then did she check her diary.
5) To find that she was out a week.

H E L P !!!

I am living with a lunatic.