The aftermath

Let's see.

Discarded cans all over the place. Check
Smashed alcopop bottles at very regular intervals. Check
Little pools of vomit in strategic locations. Check
A&E staff on the verge of tears from the overtime clocked since yesterday 10.00am. Check
Drink-related violent beatings. Check
Unplanned teenage pregnancies. Check
Overwhelming smell of urine in my local railway station this morning. Check
Vandalised cars. Check

Looks like I missed the local St Patrick's Day festivities yesterday...

Why oh why was I on all four sniffing dead badgers instead?