In which: 3 pints today, milkman

Tuesday is, as ever, one of my milk delivery days.

A Brucie bonus was the unopened bottle of vodka hidden between my plant pots. Best guess is that it’s something to do with the school gate 20 metres from my house and some kid is going to have a sad surprise when they find their stash gone.

Either that, or it’s a coronavirus treat from my milkman