You Can Leave Your Hat On

Decided to wear my Walter White (Heisenberg) Pork-Pie Hat to the local shopping centre today, thought it was time for an airing.

Looked like I was going to a rendezvous with a Methamphetamine dealer to score some Crystal Meth, when in fact due to COVID-19 I was trying to buy some Paracetamol and Toilet Paper.

After spending an hour trudging round the shops without success, I'm convinced it would be easier to buy Crystal Meth. 

"They seek him here they seek him there, his clothes are loud but never square, it will make or break him so he's got to buy the best, cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion"...