The worst car i have ever had ....

This is the worst car i have ever had. Its noisy, especially on the motorway. You cant go into a car wash. Clients still find it funny to ask when i am opening the hair salon. I haven't been able to go to the safari park for two years. In liverpool seagulls take great pleasure in crapping in it. The turning circle is too small and the mpg is terrible, it drinks like a bitter maiden aunt at a wedding!

But on days like today it vindicates the mid life crisis and, if you have to drive around a lot like i do, it is truly the perfect way to see a city and cultivate a shaven head like a conker at the same time :)