Don’t Panic

Oops, too late.

I went down to the supermarket this evening to pick up a couple of odds and ends to be met with pretty much every aisle now looking like this.

You could still get crisps, chocolate and alcohol, but everything else - including the fresh fruit and vegetables, so forget that Scottish stereotype - had been stripped bare.

People really need to get a grip. It is only the big supermarkets with a car park which seem to be attracting the idiots like this. The Sainsbury’s local and Tesco metro within 200 yards from work are pretty much stocked as normal, so I’ll pick stuff up there tomorrow.

Dunkirk spirit? Keep calm and carry on?

In your dreams.