Ills, pills and knee is aching!

Knee has started to trouble me, strange as I thought it was heading in the right direction. I hobbled off to the Docs and she immediately called the Orthopaedic Registrar, at this point I start to worry. A brief discussion followed and I was told to head to the hospital ASAP. People poking and prodding me, 5 failed attempts at aspiration, with me in f*c&ing agony! They then discharged me, into the cold Bristol night at rush hour. No taxi rank means, no taxis! Hobbled off to the Dental & Eye hospitals, no taxis there either. All downhill which made my knee hurt even worse! Luckily I got one outside the White Hart Pub.

I am in pain.