Post man

On a walk in a wood 
A sound echoed out
" I am here on this post" 
Came the calm, little shout. 

There it is Gran 
A man on a post 
A man with a hat 
It is so not a ghost

Gran went up to the post and asked his story 
I am not here for a session of Jackanory! 

Put back in her place 
Gran put her hand on her hip
Okay then, that decides it you can be today's Blip!