Stir crazy

This is important, so take it seriously.
I know you are stir crazy.
But
do not go find your old toy guitar
discover it is not working
remove the leaking batteries
with a sharp object
and cut your thumb
and get blood on your toy guitar. 
do not go onto your deck
and stand on your table 
to play the guitar
because you might break the table
and crash through
and risk needing medical attention when, really, there aren't spare resources for that
and now you have to live with a broken table
for the rest of the pandemic. 

Just don't. 

I'll do it for you.    ;-)

(I'm ok.)

Admirer, thank you so much for hosting this challenge. I love the challenge and I love your username.