I know you won't believe me ...

.... but I chased a male goosander up and down the river this afternoon, and did I get one good shot? No. The blighter kept diving. So you've got a CD holder instead. (For younger viewers, CDs were strange metallic discs we used to play before the advent of i-pods.) I'm giving this useless item to Oxfam because all it does is to allow your CDs to be evenly coated with a thick layer of dust. Bah, humbug!