A Stitch in Time and Jock O'Bitch

The skin stretcher did the trick.

The patient is pretty sore but doing well; my patience is not bad considering a lack of sleep, a 1.30am start today. Well I can't just leave him whimpering in discomfort can I?

Anyway, Harvey received a very funny email, on his i-pawd of course, from his dear friend Aramis in France:

Hello again dearest Harvey Lambkin,

We, too, watched the tennis & we admired Murray's DOGGED determination to WINALOT over his older PAL Federer, By DINGO, they should have been fast asleep at that hour despite all that RACKET. The Fed will be laughing all the way to his DOGGER Bank However, Murray could be BARKING up the wrong tree when he meets Jock O'BITCH on Sunday. I'm sure all those bananas he's WOLFING down are making his arms longer.

With your PEDIGREE and your CHUM, H, you'll soon be on the mend. I know that she will be very gentle with you. Make no BONES about it, if you play your cards right it could LEAD to a good few extra treats.

Lapsing into my native tongue, bon courage mon brave.
From your loving cousin Aramis

Had to share this ... :)