Swan Lake

"I am frozen"

The lake's frozen

"And you didn't bring any bread"

You're not supposed to have bread, it makes your neck go funny!

" Oh, so I'll just starve for a bit then?"

Sorry

"And you brought that dog again!"

Sorry! But, she is on a lead?

"Well, if you aren't going to feed me, get her and yourself off my lake!"

Ok.

" And don't come back! This is private property!"