Small talk

Person I have never met before: "I believe you have twins, so tell me, are they identical"?

Me: "No".


They couldn't be more different but you wouldn't want to mess with them on the giant inflatable at the swimming pool, they make a formidable tag team.

They jumped, bounced, wrestled, climbed and swam. I sat in the cafe, sipping some brown dish water and proof reading a funding tender.