Ummmm

You'd think cutting a slice of toast evenly into two would be pretty straight forward, right?

Wrong. Imagine my surprise to unwrap my marmitey goodness this morning to see this. All was not well in the land of toast. I was momentarily stunned and had to call in a colleague as a second witness.

It kinda mucked up my breakfast enjoyment...which slice to have first - the big one or the small one? Im not ready for such decisions that early. You don't have this trouble when it's even steven.

At least it's Friday.