Pink is my Colour

Said the Grasshopper to the Ambling Camera.

"Indeed it is" said the Camera. "Would you like your photograph taken"

"Why not" said the Grasshopper, and he duly posed on his best side. "I'm missing my antennae on the other side" he said.

Click

"That's okay, we can't all be perfect" said the Camera.

"Indeed. Indeed, Whooooooa what is that?"

"Just the mistress trying to get you into another position with her big fat finger for another shot" said the Camera.

"Bugger that" said the Grasshopper.

JUMP

The Mistress never found him after that. Pity as he was such a decent chap.

The Mistress and I would like to thank Fred & Moira for our amble around their beautiful garden this afternoon.