My Naughtiest Story.....

....."a collection of stories of which one might say, 'Vulgar? Never. Shocking? Sometimes. Entertaining? Always.' "......come on, be honest, wouldn't you have bought it too? (I'm particularly looking forward to 'The Abandonment of Miss Plum' by Dion Clayton Calthrop, and you couldn't make that name up could you?).......mind you, the naughtiest I'm going to get is ignoring the dishes and reading this on the front room couch this afternoon with a sneaky glass of port and the central heating going full blast, it's a world of slush out there today........