Self Isolation tip Number 47: Get out a jigsaw

Mrs WW swears by them. I swear at them.

True Story


My cousin was a bank manager until he was made redundant. He then got a job with a DIY shop, doing their accounts. One day, due to staff shortages , they put him on the shop floor.

Customer: "Where are the jigsaws?

My Cousin: "Sorry sir, we don't stock toys.