Dog with delusions

Sabu: Zorro you are a dog. Cats are deities. You may not touch or approach without prior consent.

Zorro: What? I want to play now come on let’s play chase.

Sabu: Zorro which bit of deity are you not getting?

Zorro: can we play now PLEASE

Sabu: Splat that is for your impudence; thwack and that is for stupidity.

Zorro:? Again I like this game.

Sabu: Human remove the dog he is beyond my help. Besides I am teaching Orlando about afternoon siestas.

Me: Ok but he is only 10 months he is a baby.

Sabu: I neither know nor care.