Phwoar!

Steady, Forthports, steady! 
These are not frilly G-strings on the Raheny clotheslines. 
They are face masks prototypes sewn by Nana. Thank you Nana, they are very handy for going to the shops (the only indoor place where Mrs Raheny and I go that isn't home - on average every three days). 
We still have some stock in the Repair Factory but we may need you to sew a few extras just in case. 
20,000 or so.