Deals on Wheels!

A deserted, dodgy looking car park (well it's The Forth innit). Two cars pull in next to each other, the drivers get out..... keeping a respectful distance.

"Yo Bro!"

"Yo............ got the goods for Wee Maw?"

"Course, in the bags.......... got the tool?"

"Sure, in the boot........what's cookin'?"

"Tatties and mince, sausage casserole............. hamemade soup!"

"Kinda soup?"

"Leek and lentil."

"Cool!"

"Watch it ............... soup's still hot!"


He Ain't a Heavy........ He's My Brother!