There Ain't No Cure For The Wintertime Blues

Well, actually, there is. Pay attention...
Find something to fix. Ideally something that requires hammering.
Fix it.
Drive around in your sports car (which should, ideally, have a loud exhaust) whilst playing El Camino by the Black Keys. Loudly. Feel free to carry out unnecessary downshifts, just for the noise.
Arrive home just as it starts raining.
If you've timed it just right, you should see your neighbours and be able to savour their disapproving looks.

There's a lot to be said for being disapproved of.

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