Lockdown Day 19

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I have been wearing my reading glasses more and more. Sometimes I forget to take them off when I go to the bathroom.

Big mistake. Huge.

The reason you go blind as you get older is so that you can’t see what is going on with your face. No one needs to see that sh1t magnified. ‘Laughter lines’ look like the Grand Canyon and pores the size of pot holes.

So that’s the last time go near a mirror bespectacled. If I can’t see it, it’s not happening.

C