Today's competition?

Spot the cheat.

The "Horse's Doofers" dish gets its annual airing; in fact I THINK it's, probably all it's ever been used for.

It's all part of the infinite Infinity© learning curve.
I'll tell you all, all about it upon the morrow.

Suffice it to say:-
If losing things was an Olympic sport; I could bag a gold every time.