The Restaurant at the End of the Garden

I was taken aback today to receive a letter telling me I'd been identified as being "at risk". I was surprised as my treatment was completed ages ago now, and I don't strictly fit into any of the described categories. Oh, well. I don't think it will make much difference as my current lifestyle is pretty safe.
We have a new feeding station in the garden, replacing the old wonky rusting one. The birds have taken to it quite happily.