oh we do like to be beside the sea side
oh we do like to be beside the sea

but we can’t ….. 
so we just make do
with buckets galore
and a wee net, too

there’s a mop for Mum (or Dad in a household where tasks are divided equally)
haberdashery, too
stuff for the garden
cleaner for the loo

we have no choice
so form a queue 
stand 2m back
and just make do