Mucho mucho mucho not giving a fokko

Michael was beginning to enjoy this whole covid-thingy. 
Hardly any car fumes in the village. No one to contend with for a spot on his favourite bench. 
Imelda from down the road had attempted a socially distanced chat but he had pretended to sneeze in his elbow. You should have seen the old bat scuttling away at speed... 
Yep, Michael was beginning to enjoy this whole covid-thingy.