"There Be Dragons!"

All the years I've been wandering past this house when walking Jonty I've only once met the chap that lives there.
I asked him if the monster was 'The Lambton Worm' or was it 'The Loch Ness Monster' but he said he didn't have anything in mind when he created it years ago, just went all wavy with the hedge trimmer.
It always amuses me when we pass it anyway and set's me off singing 'The Lambton Worm'.

The words
http://www.southshields-sanddancers.co.uk/lampton_worm.htm

The Song
https://youtu.be/BcZcOoP_v2k