The Grand Slam

July 2063. Somewhere near the last fresh-water well in the Great Irish Desert

Droid 297: "So, tell us Finn, where were you when Ireland last won the Grand Slam?"
Finn: "The Grand what?!?!??!?"

Historical moments are wasted on infants...

And millions of gallons of good drinking water are wasted on washing motorcars that will be extinct by year 2032...