THERE'S AN ALIEN...

...on my doorstep!

Under all that techno-hardware is our CC himself. He 'phoned today to say that the lovely S. - his S-pouse was going shopping - did I need anything? And I sent her a list.

At half past six this apparition rang the doorbell bearing bacon & cocoa - ham & spinach - cheese & mackerel & a bucket of wine &c. &c...

Bless them both!