UNO Columbo

Pre-bedtime UNO with their dad. Jack was already in bed after tantruming himself tired today.
Sam is so bad at this game. Forgets it’s his turn, thinks it’s his turn when it’s not, picks up indeterminable amount of cards, shows everyone his cards, looks at everyone’s cards, shuffles everything, pays no attention, somehow wins. Who knows his secret, he’s an Uno Columbo.