Distyrene Plasiticiser Xylene

Mmwahaha! Thanks to Ebay I shall rule the earth with the contents of these bottles. The mince pie may help but is not essential to my plans. I used and enjoyed this stuff for years for mounting microscopic samples on slides. I say enjoyed for the smell of the mixture is- to me- delightful. Now of course when I read the hazards of xylene and phthalates I wonder I am still around. Still, it does smell so good (but not as good as nail varnish or marker pens!).
Honest I did buy it for microscopy!