The Drill Instructor

We watched Mom and Dad Goose moving their gosling group of five around the perimeter of the pond. We thought Mom was doing a swell job of directing, but Dad had other thoughts.

"I WANT YOU KIDS TO STAND OUT!
I WANT YOU KIDS TO SHINE!
Can't we make a better effort...
TO MAKE A STRAIGHTER LINE?"

He wasn't done. He directed his shrill drill to one of the goslings...Greta.

"Look at that guy in the white van,
he needs you for his Blip.
Would it kill you to straighten up,
and not do that funky dip?"

Lighten up Dad.