I can do this blip malarky myself mummy!

She keeps complaining that she is running out of ideas for this, but I'm an independent lady, I can take care of this myself already!

Took this one, then turned the camera around and took one of the sofa, then had a chew on the cover, and called one of mummy's colleagues before the phone was confiscated. I made pretty good use of the two or three minutes I was allowed to hold it though, now I see what the fuss is about!