If you can't sleep

Count sheep.

Apparently some folk from Motherwell drove to Arrochar to check their eye sight was okay for driving. Feeling light headed, they stepped out to get fresh air, got lost in the mist and got fined by the police.

Gove apparently gave a very compelling media interview on the merits of checking eye sight by this method.
By the end his host was openly laughing at this cabinet politician as he stumbled from one stupid answer to the next.

This country (UK) needs clear direction right now, the driver definitely doesn't have good vision, the cart tyres are off the rims and the steering wheel isn't connected to anything.

I could have said "rudderless", more succinct, but I would have lost the driving metaphor.

Is BJ waiting to see if DC says its okay to sack him?