Testing times.....

In these times of crisis, when dentists, GPs, opticians etc aren't seeing patients, one has to get creative.

As we now understand, if you're at all worried about your eyesight, then going for a lovely drive in your car should let you know whether you can see or not.

In a similar vein, I would advise that if you've been staying in your house for the past ten weeks, being pretty inactive, and worrying about your sluggish heart rate.....then just watch Boris, Dim Dom, or any other Government Gob talking complete bollocks to the nation. If that doesn't send your blood pressure rocketing, nothing will.......