Eggs-clusive: Read All About It!

With some apologies...

... After eggs-amining your eggs-traordinary eggs-amples of 'egging on' from yesterday's blip, Egg-o-maniac was eggs-cited to eggs-plore and set off on an eggs-pedition to the great outdoors.

The conditions were eggs-treme and, during his escape from his eggs-tra high prison shell, he found himself eggs-hausted - really, this is no yolk!

He couldn't stand up straight and wobbled over easy. He lost his grip and scrambled to hold on ... but the pain of the struggle was too eggs-cruciating.

He was beaten. He cracked under the strain ... and fell, making a real eggs-hibition of himself ... followed by a terrible eggs-plosion.

I can tell you he was a good egg and this blip is his l-egg-acy!