Secret Bunkers

This is mine.

Trump hid in his the other night, They even switched the lights off to make it look like there was nobody home in the Whitehouse.

"Try the doorbell again!" chanted the angry mob.

Meanwhile deep in the bunker...

"What is that noise Mr President?"
"It might be my potus arse" came the reply from under the bed.
OoOoOoOoOoO0Oo0O0o0oOoOoOoOoO..sadly it ended with a bit of follow through then a wet fart.."

To be fair he has subsequently issued a statement to say the only reason he was in the bunker was to inspect it. Hah! We are being taken for idiots by an idiot. How much longer will the US put up with this delusional paranoid buffoon? Not that I am complaining, watching CNN over breakfast to see what lunacy he has dispensed is usually the biggest laugh of the day.