Phwoar, look at the size of my carrot

We asked the village shop to deliver large carrots, and boy did they take that literally. Everything was the size of this fella. Mind you, some of the best tasting carrots we've had for a long time.

When you're carb counting, you weigh everything. You count back to your target for the meal, after you've weighed everything else, to see how much potato you can afford. Today, not a lot.

You didn't want to hear about adventures with broadband, did you? Mind you, moving from copper to fibre ...