Fat phoque

Thinks he owns the harbour... 
He actually might, the blubbery bollix. 
Wonder if I could strike a deal with him. 2 kg of mackerel if he fetches my diver's watch. 
I managed to snorkel down to the approximate spot where I lost it. By the time I get to the bottom I have enough air left in my lungs for a search of 0.03 seconds. Among tens of thousands of broken shells. It's a lost cause.